Thursday, April 24, 2014

EVENTS FOR MAY 2014!



Dear Lovelies,

So I just looked out the window and the tree that was bare just a week ago is now budding. People are on the street flirting. At night I hear the cats fucking. Something is happening to the world, and I'm excited to be part of it!

For those of you who don't know, I have an EMAIL list now! It's very lovely because it allows me to send each and every person who wants to keep apprised of future quirky events a personal playlist of upcoming events. You can sign up right here if you are so inclined: http://eepurl.com/QHnpb

So without further ado, here are the...

EVENTS FOR MAY!


TORONTO STRIP SPELLING BEE – The 'Matrix' EDITION – May 2, 2014



TORONTO QUEER SLOWDANCE – Pajama Party EDITION – May 10, 2014



A SNEAK PEEK @ UPCOMING EVENTS!
Save the Date! Events are subject to change, but realistically, in all likelihood, won't.

♥ MONTREAL STRIP SPELLING BEE @ The Fringe Festival – June 4, 2014
♥ MONTREAL FAKE PROM @ The Fringe Festival – June 6, 2014
♥ TORONTO PRIDE QUEER SLOWDANCE @ The Gladstone Ballroom – June 20, 2014

♥ TORONTO STRIP SPELLING BEE – July 4, 2014
♥ TORONTO QUEER SLOWDANCE – July 5, 2014



LINKS TO OTHER WEIRDO PRODUCTS I HAVE CREATED!

You Are a Cat!
A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Style Book from the POV of a cat:

You Are a Cat in the Zombie Apocalypse!
A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Style Book from the POV of a cat in the Zombie Apocalypse:

The E-Z-Purr: The Virtual Cat!
So about three years ago I recorded this cat purring and then I made a CD of it and put it on iTunes and every 6 months I make about fifty bucks! It's very amazing and magical and absolutely ludicrous, which, I have discovered, is my style.